Sager said, if you can pay $40+ for a carton of smokes, you're a baller. Where to start with this duo? The image itself pretty much says it all, at least it's not a mounted jackalope, though." />

Nicotine and Corn Syrup

Hell yes smokes and soda made this country great. Photographic proof right here. And as Sager said, if you can pay $40+ for a carton of smokes, you’re a baller. Where to start with this duo? The image itself pretty much says it all, at least it’s not a mounted jackalope, though.

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