Eggleston would have figured a way but I couldn't. Moments like that are so fleeting and perfect ones nearly impossible. Speaking of that, my race on Saturday was the perfect storm of sucking. Last row start, super hard course, and dead legs. So I took advantage of the trifecta and sucked, hard. A guy I was 12 seconds behind last week I was over 3 minutes behind on Saturday. But CX is still fun even when you're eating shit at the back of the field. How's that?" />

The Crapper

Here’s Levi L, decked out in the Golden Jersey, hitting the Komfort Kastle before a Vuelta stage. Yeah, even the stars get those pre-race rumbles down low. This shot is so close to being great, if there’d been no cars in the background it would be outstanding. But they’re there so it’s not. Eggleston would have figured a way but I couldn’t. Moments like that are so fleeting and perfect ones nearly impossible. Speaking of that, my race on Saturday was the perfect storm of sucking. Last row start, super hard course, and dead legs. So I took advantage of the trifecta and sucked, hard. A guy I was 12 seconds behind last week I was over 3 minutes behind on Saturday. But CX is still fun even when you’re eating shit at the back of the field. How’s that?

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