Manscaping?

H-bomb looked at this portrait of Julien Absalon and all she could say was, “Jeez, he could use some manscaping, look at that uni-brow.” I reminded her that JA is French so cut him some slack. BTW, manscaping is to grooming what the murse is to accessories. I mean WTF, what’s happening to us? I saw some guy with a murse (or Euro man clutch) last week at a restaurant in freakin Lebanon, NH (!) He had his kids with him too, were they aware enough to be ashamed? Anyway, back to the portrait, managed to find Absalon hanging out in his condo and used a new super secret camera set-up for the shot. I’m going to California tomorrow. Again.

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